A
Complete Waste of Time
So, you have time to waste, do you? Well, that's good. I hope your room
is nice and tidy. I mean, what if your mother comes in and sees you piddling
on the computer (No! Don't do it! That's a figure of speech!) Whew... Don't
you know how dangerous that is? You could have been electrocuted. (What
a shocking way to go!) Worse yet, you could put somebody's eye out with
that thing!
That reminds me of something I heard once upon a time:
"It's
all fun and games until someone loses an eye, and then it's fun you can't
see."
-- James Hetfield, Metallica
See? I promised you I would waste your time. But this chit-chat stuff is
mere child's play. Let's get on with the really serious wasting of time.
For starters, here's a link to the site of one of the most awesome local
bands I know. (And I'm not just saying that because they're my friends,
I promise.) Everyone make sure you check out:
Next up is a list of my favorite sci-fi and fantasy authors:
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Robert
Jordan Author of The Wheel of Time epic series
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Douglas
Adams Author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
and more.
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Terry
Brooks Author of the Shannara and Landover series
of books.
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Isaac
Asimov How many books has he written? There isn't time enough
to read them all, but I can sure try!
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Stephen
R. Donaldson Author of The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the
Unbeliever.
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J.R.R.
Tolkien Need I say more? (I'm finally reading The Hobbit,
and I love it!)
And now my favorite movies:
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The
Princess Bride It absolutely has to come first! This
is my all-time favorite movie. If
you haven't seen it yet, crawl
out of your cave and go rent it. If you have seen it,
check out my page to see my extensive
collection of sound files.
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Rosencrantz
and Guildenstern Are Dead A wonderful play, made into an
amazing movie. Those of you who are familiar with Shakespeare will love
it; those of you who
aren't will still laugh your bottoms off. (Get the glue ready now.)
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Monty
Python
Monty
Python and the Holy Grail
The
Life of Brian
The
Meaning of Life
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One more
thing: I love The Tick! I want to put up some
of my many Tick sound files, but for now you'll have to settle for this:
Oh yes! I almost forgot. There's more to be found here, so long as you
have more time to waste. Being a serious college student, I convinced my
mother to buy me a computer so I could type up my assignments, write my
amazing essays, and do other highly important college-type things. Then
I proceeded to numb my brain by playing Minesweeper and Solitaire. Well,
I haven't done much in the way of brilliant writing, but I have managed
to get most of the drool off the keyboard, and I've even gotten some better
games to play. I hope to add pages about my favorite video games once I
get the time, but don't hold your breath.
On a side note, here's some really odd stuff that a friend sent me:
Well, that just about sums it up. Now, you have three choices. You can
go back to my home page and check out the rest of my site, or you can turn
off your computer, go outside, and see the sun for the first time in eons.
(Light bad! Hurt eyes....) Your third and final choice is to check out
the WWW phenomenon known as The Big Green Button, but be forewarned. You
may not see the sun again for days!
Back home
The Big Green Button
Go out and see the sun. (Don't
forget your sunglasses!)