I hope you realize just how serious your problem is. I mean, were you really
expecting a link to the sun? I have only one thing to say to you...
If you
don't get help at Charter, please get help somewhere else.
Now
off with you before I call the cyber-junkie police. They'll come to your
house and lock your computer up. I've seen people go through PC withdrawal,
and it's not a pretty sight.... The wide, sightless eyes, roaming wildly
in search of a monitor. The shaking fingers, still typing away at a keyboard
that is no longer there. I think the worst symptom of all is what's called
"mouse finger." The poor afflicted soul just keeps click-click-clicking,
and it often takes several people working together to pry the mouse from
his hand. Even then he is likely to turn on his loved ones, thrashing,
biting, and clicking until he gets the mouse in his hand once again.
Now begone, lest this sad fate should befall you!
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