I'm the one on the right.
 

    This is the most accurate picture I currently have. I've had a beard, a mustache, and long hair (at different times), but this is what I look like now. This picture was taken on Valentine's Day, 1997. Jan and I have been dating off and on (mostly on) since December of '96. She's so much like me that it's frightening. You'd be frightened, too, if someone compared you to me! Jan may drive me crazy all the time, but she's the love of my life.